TANANDARIA SEASON THIRTEEN
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The IUF [minus Mahna] is sitting in the cave's living room when Mahna comes in)

Mahna: Guess what, everybody? I'm having a fake marriage!

(everyone gasps)

Taryn: I didn't even know you were fake dating!!

Mahna: Um, I wasn't. It's for a class. I have to plan a wedding with a guy named Jay. I put y'all down on the fake guest list and I thought you should know.

Tananda: I wanna be maid of honor!

Mahna: But my sister is already---

Beth: We have so much to plan! Why didn't you tell us earlier?

Scarlett: We'll need flowers and cake and muffins and pir and---

Mahna: Woah! Hold up! I'm not actually getting married, here! It's a school project! A fake wedding.

Tananda: And this is a fake TV show. What's your point?

Mahna:.......fine but I get to pick out the dress.

Taryn: Aw, Spammit.
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Tananda went to a therapist one day. He told her she was beyond help. She called home to the cave and told them the news. Everyone in the cave already knew she was beyond help, but acted suprised anyway to keep her spirits up.

"I swear I'm gonna sue the guy," Tananda said, angrily twisting the payphone cord around her finger.

"Sure, take him for all he's worth," said the little devil on her shoulder that looked like Kevo.

"No, he's a good man so you shouldn't do it!" said the little angel Dakota on her shoulder.

"Unless you really, really want to," said Kevo.

"Be quiet, you two, I'm trying to tell my friends that therapist said I was crazy for some reason!" Tananda shouted at the little halucinations on her shoulders.

"Ah, sorry," the halucinations appologized then popped out of existence.

Woot grabbed the phone and started to talk.

She asked Tananda why she was talking to herself.

"I'm not talking to myself! I'm talking to Kevo- Wait a sec. I think I see Ranger walking over here."

Sure enough, Ranger Thorne was heading Tananda's way, and it seemed as if he had good news.

“Hey, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by going with Geico!”

Tananda sighed. "Something bad's about to happen to me, isn't it." she grumbled into the phone, resigned.

"Maybe.....Hold on," said Taryn on the other end of the phone line. "I'll check for you....." She rattled the Magic 8 ball while the others in the cave looked on eagerly.

She frowned at the little plastic thingy floating among the blue water. "All signs point to muffins? Scarlett!!! Have you been messing with the Magic 8 Ball again?""

"Oh, please. Does changing fortune tellers seem like something I would do?" said Scarlett indignantly as she hid the Magic Marker and Ouija board behind her back.